This blog is intended as a place where my brother and I can develop the zombie movie which is stuck inside me, screaming to get out (well, maybe just whimpering occasionally rather than screaming). But trust me, its in there. And it wants out.

Be warned. This is not going to be suitable for kids. Hell, it might not even be suitable for adults! There is bound to be some offensive language in here, and quite possibly some offensive concepts or other offensive content, but if you don't like it, you can just fuck off.

Some background to this.....

I have for a few years now been collecting ideas which would go into a zombie movie, in a fairly random order, in a single master Word document, which I called "Zombietopia". This is not necessarily the name of the movie, it just summed up the idea of a collection of concepts about zombies and how to film them. This is in no way a well-written document. At some point I tried to clarify it by adding colour, but I have no idea what each colour was supposed to be, so that really just served to make it look pretty. I have never made a movie, have never written a screenplay, have never tried to pitch my ideas to someone (hey, everyone knows that I want to make a zombie movie, but that is a far different thing to pitching it to someone seriously!). But I have watched a lot of movies. A lot of bad ones. And I liked them. And a lot of them I thought "I could do that". Hopefully Stu can provide some polish to my minimal skills (or some hungarian, I'm not fussed).

So I guess the best place to start will be to post the original document, uncut, uncensored, unedited even. I think I warned you it was rough?